i can’t get in lifts with people because i have a sort of phobia of breathing in people’s breath
and when i got asked what was wrong by my law teacher (she thought i looked ill)
I had to fucking reply “I prefer people when they’re not breathing”
I’ve been waiting for Phil Tippett to respond to this joke
Can we talk about how huge his wings are?
you know what they say, big wings..
bigger shadow on the ground when they die!
I thought this was gonna be a sexy joke, then just like everything else in supernatural it brought me nothing but pain..
Wayne Brady has reached the level of Eternal Scout
This is actual, legit, good life advice. If you are helping someone accomplish a task professionally and something goes wrong…spend an absolute minimum amount of time explaining what went wrong…spend much more time explaining how it is being fixed.
Ladies and gentlemen… I present something beautiful from Bill Nye’s facebook…
they LITERALLY JUST TOOK a SELFIE. the president a scientist and an engineer literally just took a SELFIE together. im so done. bye. im going to mars.