The visionary lies to himself

heydrichmuller:

Love wins.

petercapaldass:

doctadonner:

i can’t get in lifts with people because i have a sort of phobia of breathing in people’s breath

and when i got asked what was wrong by my law teacher (she thought i looked ill) 

I had to fucking reply “I prefer people when they’re not breathing” 

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totallynotagentphilcoulson:

I’ve been waiting for Phil Tippett to respond to this joke

bebraveandbreathe:

Lose your mind, virginity, BUTTCHEEKS

sourpatch-k:

trickysp8:

onesassydemon:

lil-nerdy-dude-with-wings:

auroralightsineuropeskies:

Can we talk about how huge his wings are?

you know what they say, big wings..

bigger shadow on the ground when they die!




I thought this was gonna be a sexy joke, then just like everything else in supernatural it brought me nothing but pain..

sourpatch-k:

trickysp8:

onesassydemon:

lil-nerdy-dude-with-wings:

auroralightsineuropeskies:

Can we talk about how huge his wings are?

you know what they say, big wings..

bigger shadow on the ground when they die!

SPNG Tags: Sam / Dean / FUNNY / Jared / NOT COOL / Jensen/ ANGRY / no

I thought this was gonna be a sexy joke, then just like everything else in supernatural it brought me nothing but pain..

ppyajunebug:

Wayne Brady has reached the level of Eternal Scout

edwardspoonhands:

This is actual, legit, good life advice. If you are helping someone accomplish a task professionally and something goes wrong…spend an absolute minimum amount of time explaining what went wrong…spend much more time explaining how it is being fixed.

edwardspoonhands:

This is actual, legit, good life advice. If you are helping someone accomplish a task professionally and something goes wrong…spend an absolute minimum amount of time explaining what went wrong…spend much more time explaining how it is being fixed.

astrotastic:

storyofagayboy:

Ladies and gentlemen… I present something beautiful from Bill Nye’s facebook

they LITERALLY JUST TOOK a SELFIE. the president a scientist and an engineer literally just took a SELFIE together. im so done. bye. im going to mars.

johnlockanddestielatemysoul:

christianmakesjokes:

hello yes, I would like to purchase one night stand.

cAN WE ALL JUST PAUSE AND APPRECIATE THIS PUN

johnlockanddestielatemysoul:

christianmakesjokes:

hello yes, I would like to purchase one night stand.

cAN WE ALL JUST PAUSE AND APPRECIATE THIS PUN